~ Man who run behind car get exhausted.

~ Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

~ War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

~ Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

~ Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

~ Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

~ Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

~ Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

~ Man with one chopstick go hungry.

~ Man who scratch buttocks should not bite fingernails.

~ Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

~ Baseball is wrong....man with four balls cannot walk.

~ Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

~ Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

~ It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

~ Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

~ Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

~ Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

~ Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

~ Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

~ Crowded elevator smell different to midget.