~ Man who run in front of car get tired.|
~ Man who run behind car get exhausted.
~ Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
~ War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
~ Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
~ Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
~ Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
~ Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
~ Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
~ Man with one chopstick go hungry.
~ Man who scratch buttocks should not bite fingernails.
~ Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
~ Baseball is wrong....man with four balls cannot walk.
~ Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
~ Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
~ It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
~ Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
~ Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
~ Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
~ Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
~ Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
~ Crowded elevator smell different to midget.